You spend your whole life stuck in the labyrinth, thinking about how you’ll escape it one day, and how awesome it will be, and imagining that future keeps you going, but you never do it. You just use the future to escape the presentTumblr (3.0; @illivewithregretformywholelife)http://illivewithregretformywholelife.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whorville.tumblr.com/post/48096958589/i-have-bullshitted-my-way-through-almost-two">whorville</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life</p> </blockquote>http://illivewithregretformywholelife.tumblr.com/post/50977569541http://illivewithregretformywholelife.tumblr.com/post/50977569541Tue, 21 May 2013 04:21:55 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f0041b3ced65a8d68d399cf1873ed474/tumblr_mm2zqptfK81runolso1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://illivewithregretformywholelife.tumblr.com/post/50646042529http://illivewithregretformywholelife.tumblr.com/post/50646042529Fri, 17 May 2013 07:28:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cf25df80cc74e1e1f887b7073e696ef0/tumblr_miogsvI64Q1qf27hco1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://illivewithregretformywholelife.tumblr.com/post/50646012936http://illivewithregretformywholelife.tumblr.com/post/50646012936Fri, 17 May 2013 07:27:03 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3acdae1ee5f1b87291a5a640539a1e17/tumblr_mfjvewa2Jj1r4ahdfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://illivewithregretformywholelife.tumblr.com/post/50645996834http://illivewithregretformywholelife.tumblr.com/post/50645996834Fri, 17 May 2013 07:26:33 -0400<blockquote> <p>im 500% done with today and about 37% done with tomorrow already</p> </blockquote>http://illivewithregretformywholelife.tumblr.com/post/50645993826http://illivewithregretformywholelife.tumblr.com/post/50645993826Fri, 17 May 2013 07:26:27 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/be0c1ac9a6a2f50c058769d9eebdd729/tumblr_mmnqo2iMVU1rerce2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://illivewithregretformywholelife.tumblr.com/post/50489140169http://illivewithregretformywholelife.tumblr.com/post/50489140169Wed, 15 May 2013 06:55:44 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8cc402cf0cfe45e7be5ad38daef6dd7e/tumblr_mlvhc2die01rs125jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://alahae.tumblr.com/post/50485805987" class="tumblr_blog">alahae</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>my life</p></blockquote>http://illivewithregretformywholelife.tumblr.com/post/50489131271http://illivewithregretformywholelife.tumblr.com/post/50489131271Wed, 15 May 2013 06:55:27 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1f4fbff35c481f3e2154b8c9d04218eb/tumblr_mm5556Z2CS1s92btgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://illivewithregretformywholelife.tumblr.com/post/50408936438http://illivewithregretformywholelife.tumblr.com/post/50408936438Tue, 14 May 2013 04:21:30 -0400<p><a href="http://theholytangent.tumblr.com/post/50314201620/zfitzgerald-im-a-nerd-but-not-in-the-useful" class="tumblr_blog">theholytangent</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://zfitzgerald.tumblr.com/post/49842438871/im-a-nerd-but-not-in-the-useful-youll-all-be">zfitzgerald</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’m a nerd, but not in the useful “you’ll all be working for me one day when I invent jet packs” way. I’m a nerd in the “I have very strong opinions about history and literature and will yell them at you if you give me even the slightest opportunity” way. And that one does not pay well.</p> </blockquote> <p>Yup.</p></blockquote>http://illivewithregretformywholelife.tumblr.com/post/50408664612http://illivewithregretformywholelife.tumblr.com/post/50408664612Tue, 14 May 2013 04:10:53 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e29b08518159c98e36b29c9d6b6aa7cf/tumblr_mmfig6nDTo1racc9so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://illivewithregretformywholelife.tumblr.com/post/50225233033http://illivewithregretformywholelife.tumblr.com/post/50225233033Sun, 12 May 2013 00:25:57 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md2ypgu8jE1r1bbfqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://illivewithregretformywholelife.tumblr.com/post/50225199929http://illivewithregretformywholelife.tumblr.com/post/50225199929Sun, 12 May 2013 00:25:28 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly9ey4IECO1r5ak3ao1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://illivewithregretformywholelife.tumblr.com/post/50225187245http://illivewithregretformywholelife.tumblr.com/post/50225187245Sun, 12 May 2013 00:25:16 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tupacabra.tumblr.com/post/42206481796/wakes-up-with-one-sock-on-whoa-what-a-crazy">tupacabra</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>*wakes up with one sock on* whoa what a crazy night</p> </blockquote>http://illivewithregretformywholelife.tumblr.com/post/50225177470http://illivewithregretformywholelife.tumblr.com/post/50225177470Sun, 12 May 2013 00:25:09 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lucifersblog.tumblr.com/post/33993324771/how-to-braid-your-hair">lucifersblog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://washingtub.tumblr.com/post/32606957295/how-to-braid-your-hair">washingtub</a>:</p> <blockquote> <ul><li>Wet hair</li> <li>Comb through</li> <li>Separate at the part</li> <li>Draw a pentagram on the floor</li> <li>Perform blood sacrifice</li> <li>Offer up your soul to the devil</li> <li>Chant ancient Latin conjuration spell</li> <li>Summon Satan</li> <li>Ask Satan to braid your hair</li> </ul></blockquote> <p>You know what?</p> <p>Screw you. I am done braiding people’s hair. Do you know how many braids I have done today?</p> <p>Thirty-fucking-seven.</p> <p>And I don’t even get a “Hey Satan how’s it going your cloven hooves look fabulous today” it’s just “Braid it. Go.”</p> </blockquote>http://illivewithregretformywholelife.tumblr.com/post/50083321671http://illivewithregretformywholelife.tumblr.com/post/50083321671Fri, 10 May 2013 07:38:13 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4ce5e32b9b820fc0114bfeb390f28c10/tumblr_mkqlebFM2h1racc9so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://illivewithregretformywholelife.tumblr.com/post/50081368551http://illivewithregretformywholelife.tumblr.com/post/50081368551Fri, 10 May 2013 06:38:35 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gossipgran.tumblr.com/post/44502691181/i-hit-rock-bottom-like-every-2-weeks">gossipgran</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i hit rock bottom like every 2 weeks</p> </blockquote>http://illivewithregretformywholelife.tumblr.com/post/49853846716http://illivewithregretformywholelife.tumblr.com/post/49853846716Tue, 07 May 2013 09:45:02 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/43118d7e4cdcadc072397d2c58a3fda9/tumblr_mmbzeb1UgH1s92jh9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://illivewithregretformywholelife.tumblr.com/post/49766060849http://illivewithregretformywholelife.tumblr.com/post/49766060849Mon, 06 May 2013 06:38:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fb7fb2ec65dbb23a7b124e89fa02a064/tumblr_mi1l3uTinS1r74xx1o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://adayofthek.tumblr.com/post/42824947773/if-im-james-dean-youre-audrey-hepburn-sleeping">adayofthek</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>If I’m James Dean You’re Audrey Hepburn - Sleeping With Sirens</p> </blockquote>http://illivewithregretformywholelife.tumblr.com/post/49766046151http://illivewithregretformywholelife.tumblr.com/post/49766046151Mon, 06 May 2013 06:37:35 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb2c1l6hXT1qmbg8bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://illivewithregretformywholelife.tumblr.com/post/49581162883http://illivewithregretformywholelife.tumblr.com/post/49581162883Sat, 04 May 2013 05:24:27 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/aee343e170cbe6f93ae0d721c3183cc8/tumblr_mkhvwdqPm01rh1wv4o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://illivewithregretformywholelife.tumblr.com/post/49581146086http://illivewithregretformywholelife.tumblr.com/post/49581146086Sat, 04 May 2013 05:23:53 -0400